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Alfredo balloon

A used condom

I put all my alfredo balloons under my mattress

by Bankydud September 29, 2020


Balloon iOS

Used to be goated at 2 fingers android, boosted by a old E8 player and the funniest person in the Asian scene by always saying "ToXiC"

Panda: Hey, did you know Balloon iOS sucks dick?
Random:No, I didn't know that.

by DrBal4 January 5, 2022


Czech Water Balloon

A Czech waterballoon is when someone puts MDMA or MDA in the tip of a condom that has had a hole poked in the tip & then place's the condom on an errect penis before initiating sex, the fluids from intercourse then mix with the mdma and slowly squirt out with the bonus being when the man ejaculates it mixes and then absorbs and squirts out into the partner getting both parties high.

Bro I gave that chick a Czech water balloon last night and had her squirming.

by GeminaTor January 5, 2023


balloon policy

the real term for umbrella policy.

I need an umbrella policy... You mean a balloon policy? Yes that it what I said.

by Vr4speed999 September 21, 2013


rainbow balloon

Me

You are not "Rainbow Balloon"

by Rainbow Balloon March 6, 2021


Rainbow Balloon

A dumbass person

A a a a a... rainbow Balloon.

by Rainbow Balloon March 6, 2021


Balloon boy

A worthless piece of shit manwhore that likes to fling his dick into girls wherever he goes and so is always prepared with his big boy balloons so 1 + 1 doesn't equal 3!!

'Dang Charlie only 2 balloons left in a 10 pack? You really are a balloon boy huh'
Aww Charlie you bought a balloon just for me? I didn't know you were that smart!'

by Bigbighorse3 February 7, 2025