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Bitch - Noun
1. A woman who is sarcastic and rude
2. A woman who overpowers their boyfriend
3. A woman who is spoiled, oblivious, and rude
Oh my god! That girl is such a bitch! She totaly knows you have that same skirt!
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Female dog (LOCO CUNT) that treat her kids like shit!
Cecelia is a such a crazy bitch that she puts her children in the hospital just so they can see what happens when they don't behave.
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Slang for crystal methamphetamine.
Tina's awful, yet I can't help but love the Bitch.
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A person that keeps annoying you and they won't go away.
Person:Hey hey come see this!please please please!!!
Person 2:Shut up,bitch ass bitch!
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1) A person who thinks nothing is ever good enough
2) A person who treats their direct family like shit and everyone else like gold
3) A woman who wears high heels all the time, especially on hard surfaces to make an annoying sound
4) A person who chews with their mouth open
5) Women in general
My forty-year old mother is a bitch
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Used to example a certain extremity of pain or suprise. Usually used with a number, commonly 2-10, depending on how painful / suprising the occurrence was.
Examples; "I got a tattoo on my lung, and I had to get wasted 'cause it hurt like 8 bitches in a bitch boat!"
"Then Joe came right on Bob's face! Man, that was as suprising as a bitch in a bitch boat!"
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Noun: Bitch (bich):
1. A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun.
2. A status you assume when you take one in the pooper while incarcerated.
3. What you become when you fail at pool, bowling, Super Dodgeball on NES, English, math, Street Fighter Alpha, etc.
4. Having a thankless job where you work lots of overtime without pay while your boss is on vacation.
5. Having to sit in the middle seat between two people in a car or plane.
6. Being last in line to get cake or ice cream at a party.
7. Crying and throwing a tantrum about something nobody gives a shit about, including you.
8. Having a high opinion of your looks and a sense of entitlement when people compliment you. Your ego is usually punctuated with a "hottie" shirt, which makes you slightly less tolerable to be around than children, and slightly more tolerable to be around than a saucer of goat cum.
"Hey guys, sorry we can't check out that cool new Brazilian restaurant, Janet is being a bitch."
"I'm not going to give you $6 for my share of an $11 pizza when all I owe you is $5.50. I shouldn't have to pay extra, waaaaaah!"
-Maddox
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