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A semi-promised blowjob from a significant other that results in nothing beyond feeling more stressed and frustrated than you were before
My wife knows what I want for our anniversary and it better not be a fucking reiki blowjob!
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The shade of red that one's lips turn from prolonged kissing, dick sucking, or enjoying a nice cherry popsicle.
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Person 1: "I wonder what that girl was doing behind that building over there."
Person 2: "Her lips are blowjob red; someone must have been having a good time back there."
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"I was eating a popsicle and now my lips are blowjob red!"
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Setup: Two friends that are both guys, and two girls (they don’t have to know each other)
The Rules: There will be 1 guy per girl, and vice versa, so each guy gets 1 girl. The girls begin giving their partner a blowjob when the guys say go, whichever girl makes her partner cum first wins, the female winners prize: they get to fuck the male loser with a strap on, and the male winners prize: they get to fuck the loser female.
Chad: bro i came first, so now i get to fuck Amanda, and Katie gets to fuck you with a strap on LMAO
Chet: dammit! i guess rules are rules… i always lose the Blowjob Derby.
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When a baby feeds off a mother's tit and drinks the milk.
Person 1: hey what were you doing?
Person 2: just letting my baby give me a titty blowjob.
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In the month of October all boys can get a blowjob when ever they want one, or girls can give one when ever they want
Boy: Girl give me a blowjob
Girl: No eww
Boy: It’s blowjob month
Girl: Ok pull down your pants
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Similar to a Colombian Neck Tie, where in the victim's throat is cut and the tongue pulled through, but in addition to that the neck would is then used like a mouth for fellatio.
"Yup. Another example of violence from the Mexican Drug War. This your first time seeing a Colombian Blowjob?"
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When you go to take a leak, and a snake jumps out of the toilet and latches on to your penis
I've never had a blow like the Florida Blowjob
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