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When you go to the county fair with your girl and get hammered and she gets horny so she blows you while you’re sitting on the port-a-John.
Damn bro I was at the fair and got the best Deluxe Blumpkin 1000 the shit was lit fam. Harleys are slow
When a girl is on the toilet taking a shit and leans forward to give you head
Man last night was crazy... I followed her into the bathroom and she said she had to take a dump. I wanted a reverse blumpkin “pauly” so reluctantly she gave in.
A blumpkin, specifically in which the receiving party is in a port-a-potty
You thought a blumpkin was satisfying? Well, a blue-water blumpkin is a whole new realm of pleasure
When you're taking a dump, and you start jerking off. Right as you're about to finish, you stand up and use your jizz to draw a face in your poop.
I just made a Hand-Carved Blumpkin, and boy are my arms tired.
the act of receiving a blow job while taking a shit in the top of the toilet (know as an upper decker). at the same time the girl is reverse straddling the toilet seat, sucking your cock, while taking a shit.
Guy: "Hey I have to take a shit."
Girl: "So do I!"
Guy: "Want to give me a super double blumpkin?"
Girl: "Hell yes, let's go."
Guy: "I could really go for a super double blumpkin right now."
Girl: "Isn't that kind of gross?"
Guy: "Trust me, you will enjoy it."
Girl: "Hey, do you want me to give you a super double blumpkin right now?"
Guy: "Of course I do!"
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Gettin a blowjob while taking a deuce. Instead of cumming in her mouth, you cum on the deuce, then she eats it... Philadelphia Cheesesteak Blumpkin!
Anything new Charlie? Eh, not too much Rick. I did finally get a slut from the club to do a Philadelphia Cheesesteak Blumpkin! Dude you are the man! I know, the best part was she's your sister! You BASTARD!
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The act of a blumpkin, with projectile diarhea. Best performed while slightly hovering over toilet seat so the partner is aware of the Blumpkin being performed and also is awarded with the chance to wish upon a shooting starfish.
Shirley wished upon the shooting starfish once she realized Tommy was performing the Meteor Shower Blumpkin.
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