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A car backfired driving by our house last night. You should have seen my mother running around screaming locking doors and windows. Then she called 911, it was a regular Boston Bomb Scare.
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The sexual act of one man squatting himself over another mans face while he is lying down. He proceeds to deficate on the submissive males eyes and then sit on the excrement to spread it on the eyes. He the proceeds to squirt his love juice in the mans mouth to create the Boston cheese mask.
Linsley: "Man, Dom and Kelly came round for dinner and after watching lord of the rings I gave Dom a Boston cheese mask."
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A small town in the middle of no where that does not welcome everyone as they claim to. If you are not from here you are an outsider.
They are some of the poorest people I have ever seen; some live without running water or electricity. So don't let anyone tell you there isn't poverty or extreme wealth, b/c I've seen that too.
If you aren't from South Boston, VA, then don't bother. I wish I never did and now I am stuck!
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after making a boston pancake on your loverz chest, send her outside to lay in the sun for about an hour. hence a boston fudge pie is formed...
"therez nothin i love more than a slice of boston fudge pie for dessert..."
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First used on a Sports Center commercial- Paul Pierce 34, Ray Allen 20, Kevin Garnett 5, they play for the Boston Celtics aka the greatest team ever assembled... also BostonThreeParty is a player on PSN that habitualy rapes kids until they stop playing
Boston Three Party will wreck any another team in the NBA by themselves
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only team in history to come back from 0-3 in the playoffs like pimps to beat the yankees.
The Boston Red Sox pimps ho's.
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One of three exam schools in boston. Considered second best compared to BLS (.. latin school), but is slightly more known. Only people who dont attend call it Boston Latin Academy, us students call it bla or Latin academy, or 'LA' for short.
" What school do you go to ?"
"Boston Latin Academy"
"oh." * walks away feeling like a failure for going to madison*
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