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The act of smothering a crumpet in tea, the tea being a lubricant, and shoving it your ass, then fisting yourself until it comes out of your mouth.
Oh my god, did you hear? Steve gave himself a British Pipeline!
a hot and normally adorable person, hot as fuck accent, and makes my day so much fuckin better
Tom Holland and Andrew Garfield are amazing british actors and could not be more fuckin hot
.(Shake it like a British Nanny) Phrase. 1) The act of shaking a small infant in order to make it stop crying. 2) To be violently shaken in order to be brought back into consciousness. 3) Pill free alternative to viagra. 4) The act of shaking the living crap out of something in a violent manner in order to obtain inner clarity. (See also Epileptic-Buddhist).
.Shake it like a British Nanny
1) If the baby don't stop cryin' I'm a shake it like a British nanny.
2) The whore won't wake up! Shake it like a British nanny.
3) If it don't get hard just Shake it like a British Nanny.
4) Like the 7 paths to clarity I look deep into my being to find... .errr..ug.. uh..ug.err.errr.errrr. errr.eeeer. ..uhhh....eech..ech ..ech...uggg ...gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.
Fucking a girl in a bath tub and punching her in the face so she gets the "London Look"
Took a girl home from the pub and gave her a british casket
25th July national day that Devante doesn’t know
Happy British Scotland and cheese day
A British Coin Slot is a very noticeable gap in the teeth.
Last night at the party I was about to talk this chick up, but then I noticed she had a British Coin Slot and that turned me off.
A demeaning, cuss-filled insult said very Britishly.
1: Shut your gob, 'fore I give you a British Insult!
2: Nuh-uh
1: *Heavy British Accent* Fuck off, ya pissy bastard.