When two grilled penises (or peni) touch tips on a grill...
"Yeah man, that psycho was bumping onions when they found him..."
"What the fuck...."
When you inadvertently get teabagged by the bloated belly of a french sounding author from Keighley.
As I looked up Andre's belly enveloped my face, his spare tyre(s) draped over my nose and came to rest firmly over my terrified eyes. Face rape aka barrell bumping.
A particularly large bump of Special K placed on the webbing of a users hand
I just took a Sammy Bump and now I can’t walk straight
One who seeks the bump. A pregnant woman seeker.
Whoa man, He's such a bump hunter!
When one is talking trash about someone or a group of people. Also known as another way of talkin' shit without using profanity; cussing.
Me: Kathy and her girls were snickering and laughing when it looked like you were gonna fall down.
Lola: Who cares? I hate Kathy and her effed up squad anyway. Bump them losers!
Something you say on a forum when a user "bumps" or posts in a really old thread
*new member posts in a thread from 2004*
DAT BUMP!