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When you take your favorite brandname soda or juice and put it in a medicine dropper then inject it in the butthole of a beautiful ass then you insert a slurpy straw an drink the beverage out of the ass.
"her ass look so could I had no choice but to sarinate it with a tropical tasting lil butthole slurpy"
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SO DELICIOUS I WOULD EAT IT ALL DAY
dude: omg guess what
man: what
dude: i just ate ya mom butthole
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Some people's buttholes just fuckin fall off randomly. This happens a lot in Norway.
I was diagnosed with Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome
A person's ass that is full of pimples and/or pockmarks; similar to how kids with acne were called "pizza`face" back in grade school, except this term is specific to the buttock area.
Matt: "Alex mooned me yesterday and I was like, 'damn! I didn't order no pepperoni & butthole pizza!'"
Cara: "Ha! I called him up and ordered it for you and he said he'd deliver for free."
Matt: "Well, there was way too much pepperoni for my liking."
Cara: "Yeah, and probably not enough butthole, huh? ha!"
Matt: "SIIIIIIICK!!!!"
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A man from Ohio who represents the state, who goes around and mugs people by tickling their asshole so much that they shit on his hands and he steals it and gives it to the government for testing.
Jonathan was arrested after the Ohio butthole tickling bandit stole his shit and test results shown that he blazed 24/7
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when u spread cherry pie on anothers girl butthole and then eats it
Carly started to spread cherry pie on Max's butthole and it looked like a cherry pie butthole.
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The ohio butthole tickling bandit is a buff black man who tickles your butthole when you are in ohio, he uses a technique that makes you liquid shit all over his hand and he then takes your credit card and checks how much you blazed. if you have at least one case of blazing he will tickle your butthole until you shit out not only your dick, but your balls. and then makes you attracted to minors, play genshin impact on the toilet, and lose all memories of a father and mother.
Patricia: never go to Ohio!
Why?
Patricia: The ohio butthole tickling bandit is on the loose! And we both know that we blaze every week
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