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Jesus cake

Something which tastes so freakin' good it must have been made by Jesus.

Tim: Wow. This food is great!

James: Yeah, I know. It must be a Jesus cake.

by am138 September 10, 2009

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


glistening cakes

a big juicy oiled up black booty

i got that ho naked and oiled her ass up. shit looked like beautiful glistening cakes

by the dchi cook August 28, 2010

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Cake Voice

A thick voice that sounds like the speaker has recently eaten an entire cake and still has a chunk of it lodged in their throat.

I was watching The Waterboy the other day, and man does that Captain Insano have a real Cake Voice

by TheCadaver June 20, 2010

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Melon Cake

Melon Cake is a term used by Demi Lovato. Demi’s management team would give her watermelon cake on her birthday to keep her skinny instead of sugary real cake.

β€œNo more melon cake” But don’t get me started on what β€œchocolate in the back seat” could only mean.

by Matty_B_69 August 30, 2021

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


cake squad

A group of people who are superior to others. They often find they're the smartest and best looking people when around other squads.

Girl 1: Did you see him? He's so hot

Girl 2: Yeah, he's totally in the cake squad

by everwinged October 12, 2015

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


anus cake

the point when your shit is half-way inside your rectum and outside the anus

Guy 1: Hey you almost done I really have to take a shit!
Guy 2: Yeah, one sec I have to get rid of this anus cake.
Guy 1: WTF!?
Guy 2: My shit is half-way in my butt and half-way out!
Guy 1: *runs away*

by MCPanda131 December 1, 2011

16πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


cake-sitting

the act of sitting on cakes for sexual pleasure

i like to cake sit because chocolate in my poontang is good

by number25 April 6, 2003

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