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Stole Camp

A fastidiotic idea dreamed up by well-to-do white women with too much time on their hand to fix the thing they find annoying about their husband or male partner.

Stole Camp was created by women most easily visualized as Wine Mom. Whether initially well-intentioned or not, Stole Camp is, at best, completely without merit, and almost certain to be counterproductive in addressing the issues that supposedly exist.

The logic stream behind Stole Camp matches that of parents in the 1970’s, worried by their son exhibiting gay tendencies, choosing to send their kid to spend more time at church, being mentored by the Priest within the confines of the rectory.

Wife One: My husband is so annoying.

Wife Two: Mine too! In fact, I’m sending him to a two-week intensive Stole Camp in Las Vegas to work on all his issues under the measured guidance of Stolevrusny. I’m confident he will come back all fixed.

Wife One: Wow, that sounds genius.

by Dr. Gibberish January 8, 2023


camp vision

When you have been in camp for so long normally unattractive girls start looking good

Person 1 "hey man she looks hot eh?"
Person 2 "dude how long have you been in camp? I think you have camp vision because she is ugly"

by Chris234g February 21, 2018


camp friedberg

a place to meet your forever bestfriends but it’s a jewish camp so you need a beard and a yomika. everyone dates eachother and you have the best summer ever

sue: what are you doing this summer?
lil: going to camp friedberg

by maybebabybober August 17, 2019


Brandon Camp

One Fruity Boi

Brandon Camp is one of the fruitiest boys youll ever done do see

by UrbanBoi//DictionaryBoi November 8, 2018


Camp Monroe

Camp Monroe WAS the happiest place on earth. It closed in 2017. People hooked up in Monroe Stadium otherwise known as “Mono Stadium.” When it rained the girls showered in the rain and went on the slip and slide with the waiters. Bunk 57 of 2015 love to play a game where they swung on the rafters. That was extremely dangerous.The older girls stayed in the house which was a huge fire hazard. They rotated showers too. Most bunks got away with raiding eachother. OOTH and OJOBs of the year 2016 got away with raiding eachother on the last night of camp. The bunks were disgusting and basically were falling apart. The last owners of the camp decided to renovate the camp. They only renovated the bunk that their kid would be staying in and their office. Well as of February 17, 2019 the house is being torn down. This once co Ed fun camp is now becoming a orthodox Jewish all boys camp. Everyone is really sad about it, but whatever. Although, Camp Monroe wasn’t really known and you could never find a sweatshirt with Camp Monroe’s name on it at Denny’s or Lester’s, it was happyland to many people.

I love Camp Monroe.

by Fyh17 February 19, 2019


camp sock

using a sock to wipe your ass when nothing else is available

whew!, thank god i was wearing shoes instead of sandals today!, this camp sock will do just fine.

by andy fike December 1, 2009


Camp puss

The vagina after after numerous days (2 or more) in the wilderness, without being cleansed.

Potency can be increased via sexual interaction.

Go down on ya mrs a few days into your camping trip, you’ll know if she has a camp puss or not!

by ertemrellim May 27, 2019