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Canada's History

to have sex with a moose while covered with maple syrup and gravy while neil young plays in the backround. and the beaver watches

Hey lets do some of canada's history

by Dillsnufus February 5, 2010

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canada's history

an extreame sex act that involves knocking one's sex partner out with a bottle of maple syrup without them expecting it, then pouring the entire bottle of syrup into their ass by use of a funnel

Sarha was surprised and happy to wake up and found that Dave had given her canada's history

by colber nation February 5, 2010


Canada's History

America's hat. Est. 1867

"Canada's History is cold, and not very protective from harsh elements. We should get a new one."

by Dan-was-here February 5, 2010


Canada's History

An outrageously over the top sex move. It involves moose antlers, syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Honestly, that's all you want to know.

Mike pulled off Canada's History on Lauren. Let's just say she had a hard time sitting down for the next week.

by proph3t February 5, 2010

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Canada's History

Enter something lame and boring here

hey do you know anything about canada's history?
no i didnt know they even had one.

by maa107 February 5, 2010


Canada's History

Standard-issue Canadian toilet paper that costs $6.95 a month. Formerly The Beaver.

"Mom! We're all out of Canada's History!"

by Lawncare February 5, 2010


Canada's History

Sexual act involving maple syrup as lubricant and moose antlers as a dildo. Extreme practioners are known to use the Stanley Cup to catch the blood from the torn vagina after its been shredded by the antlers and drink from it. A celebratory hoot of "Aye!" is usually customary if the act goes through without any intenal damage.

The woman was not able to walk correctly for a week after experiencing Canada's history.

by Alexial February 5, 2010