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When your just sitting in class and out of no wear u feel ur cock burning
Sir do I have to present cause my cock hurts
When a woman is madly in love with a man and has been deprived of a sucking, licking, fondling, holding, making love, or most importantly being fucked by her man's cock, she may enter a depression, become unbelievably needy, clingy, horny, sex crazed, emotional, cry, and bitchy. Symptoms worsen the longer she goes without her man's cock inside her. If left untreated, she can go insane.
Damn, his girl is being so crazy and bitchy, she must be going through cock withdraw. Her boyfriend better fuck her nice and good before she goes insane!
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Getting "Cold Cocked" in the brown-eye, or sucker-punched in the chocolate starfish.
I had just got murder-mooked in Call of Duty when Bobby stepped in front of me. While unsuspecting and distracted, I colon cocked him.
1) A bird that is native to the Andean forests of South America.
2) A way to say that one has an erection, usually used as a comical statement
1) When I was in the forests, a large cock of the rock flew down and landed on my arm
2) When I saw that girl's tit, I got a major cock of the rock.
The amount of time that goes by while being cock blocked for way too long. (Combination of cock block and eternity)
That guy's forty year old and still a virgin? Those cock blockulas have cock blocked him for a 'cock blockternity!'
The act of pouring extremely hot nacho cheese all over you dick and taking part in gay intercourse.
person 1: So man what'd you do last night?
person 2: I hung out with my boyfriend and gave him that good old cheese cock.
person 1: What the fuck.
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A game played at New Years Eve in Melbourne when Corona Virus lockdown is reintroduced. The usual fireworks are cancelled so glow stick bracelets are skillfully tossed onto cock of the quoitee. In the event of deflation of the quoitee the quoit tosser is responsible for the level of hardness of the game. If cock becomes flaccid points are relinquished.
5 rings wins a prize.
Anthony came down from Albury to see the fireworks in Melbourne but they were cancelled. A game of Cock Quoits was the only solution to see see out 2020.