car lot condom

Stating that you know owner of a car lot to fend off car salesmen regardless if you know the individual or not. Generally used when the annoying car salesman attempts to sell you a piece of crap.

Shaun used his car lot condom to keep the salesmen away.

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Open Condom Style

When you don't seriously give a f. when having sex with a women. Common when you party without a condom on your pocket, when your too drunk too put it on or simply when it breaks.

Friend: Dude so did you do that chick last night?!
Me: Of course man!
Friend: Did you use protection?
Me: Hell no! Open Condom Style!
Friend: Dude...

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Weed Flavored Condom

A green condom that tastes like weed.

ex) The polish stallion did not know it was a weed flavored condom until the chick said he tasted like marijuana.

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Condom Commercial Kid

A bratty little kid disturbing people in a public place with limited to no control from the parent. Often associated with a sudden desire to increase strength and use of birth control products. Commonly expressed in the grocery store as making a bee-line for the condom isle because of what you saw on the cereal isle. Both parents and non-parents report seeing Condom Commercial Kids.

"I didn't get to enjoy the movie because of that five-year-old (Condom Commercial Kid) right behind me screaming and kicking the back of my seat the entire two hours. On an unrelated matter, no glove--no love, so let's stop by the drugstore on the way home home..."

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Five-pronged condom

Synonymous with Latex/disposable gloves. Primary use during Covid-19 epidemic

“Aren’t you gonna sanitise before touching that door-handle?”
“No it’s okay. I use an alternative form of corona-contraption: the five-pronged condom”
*gestures to disposable gloves*

keyboard condom

Any of a number of possible repellers or absorbers (i.e., a sheet of plastic wrap, towel, T-shirt, underwear, magazine, etc.) that is placed on a laptop keyboard to protect it from ejaculate when one is having video sex with an online partner.

I was videosexing with my girlfriend on Gchat, so I snatched my boxers for a keyboard condom over so it wouldn't short out after I screencreamed.

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Steel Belted Condom

Needed when a girl is so dirty you'd feel the need to use a condom the strength of a steel belted tire.

Man that ho was so gross I would fuck her with a steel belted condom.

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