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Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.

Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!

by Goooooober January 27, 2016


Cotton picking

When someone who is talking to people or dating people only prefers the whitest of white girls.

My friend Jon was on tinder the other, dude is cotton picking everyone .

by Woah now December 24, 2019


cotton cancer

Asbestos

That's an old ass building. Watch out for the cotton cancer.

by Momo72097 April 24, 2024


vajayj cotton

A vag cotton is a tampon or pad

Do u need a vajayj cotton?

by Unknown doge September 27, 2020


Cotton candy bang

The sweetest bang of your life.

That was a cotton candy bang

by Itsmebigd February 11, 2017


haley cotton

Haley cotton is a brat most of the time she always likes to tell people that she is their friend but all she does is stab them in the back she usually has red long hair or short she is very pale with freckles and she usually breaks a lot of Bones pretty much she is remake of a snake Ashley talks about people and tries to get everyone on her side to get someone else in trouble

(Haley cotton) ;is and noun and a common name

by A friend of you March 28, 2018


Shoveling The Cotton

(Phrase)

When you fuck someone with white pubic hair, especially seniors.

Man I was really shoveling the cotton with that GILF last night.

by Zashari July 6, 2018