Crab People

It is assumed Crab people have lived underground or inside the queer eye for the straight guy men. That is incorrect. In fact the Crab People simply evolved to look, smell, and seem human, but they are not. Really, they are just any annoying person with something shoved their respective bungholes.

Did you hear Sarah Palin's response about death Panels? She must be a crab people

Greg is such a niggardly crab people

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Snow Crabs

Someone that has the Sexually Transmitted disease, Crabs, and has genital dandruff.

Guy 1: "Man she didn't have just crabs. She had Snow Crabs!"
Guy 2: "AW SHIT MAN. IS YOUR DICK ITCHY?"

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Crab Dust

crab dust is a fine powder that beagles with small crab eyes shed when they shake head to tail. It also smells of the ocean and can be used as a food condiment.

Yo Susan, pass me the crab dust pot over please, I want to sprinkle some on my cornflakes!

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Crab Fighting

The modern solution to an argument.
No bloody violence (possibly some groinal pain.)
No weapons.
Can be done pretty much any time, anywhere with anyone.

Simply sit on your hands and knees with your stomach facing the sky/roof. Only your hands/knees can touch the ground.

Use your knees/legs/feet to attack the other person. The aim is to get their ass on the floor. The first person with their ass on the floor loses.

- "Oi, that's my chair - I shot-gunned it?!"
- "Mine now."
- "Alright, crab fight you for it!"
(MUST AGREE!)

Crab Fighting ensues...

Winner gets the chair.

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King crab

The award of being awsome at gears of war crab walking.
Noun, Verb,

hey king crab goes first. Im king crab.

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crab train

a long line of people transport crabs to each other

choo choo all aboard the crab train

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Fluffy Crab

A small crab with magnetic hands. Susceptible to attatching onto metal nipple clamps.

Ouch, I appear to have a fluffy crab attached to my nipple.

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