When your round friend isn't living up to your expectations.
"You da biggest boi in dis joint, man. You should be destroying all deez posers, but you ain't nothing but a cupcake nigga."
Code for wanting to have sex but keeping it suddle, generally asked when there are to many people around say say it directly
A guy and a girl were hitting it off at a bar with their friends. The guy asks "Hey, do you want a vanilla cupcake? " The girl says "Sure." Then they leave the bar together.
When your buddy is feeling down, you fill their ass with an “ample amount” of coolwhip and eat it out. Great for rainy days, it’s sure to make you feel better when you’re sad.
My buddy Rafael is looking upset today. I think I’ll give him a tasty compassion cupcake.
The popular slang for when you love/hate the DJ Cupcaine.
"Fuck Cupcake!"
"Bro, have you ever seen Cupcake live?
Fuck Cupcake! That guy throws down"
"Yeah fuck 🧁"
(noun) referring to a particular method of eating a cupcake whereby the bottom of the cupcake is twisted off, inverted, then placed on top of the frosting of the top half thus creating something akin to a frosting sandwich.
Hi- can we get three Boston style cupcakes? To go?
A Creamy Cupcake is a girl with such irresistibly edible frosting (pheromone rich smegma) that no man can resist the taste thereof.
And it is NOT just their frosting's induced culinary experience, but also the Neuroendophysiological spin it gives the dude's brain, and through the pituitary via his testes, his enhanced libido and testosterone level.
Dude #1: I was with that new Creamy Cupcake from human resources Friday and her frosting was so sweet, and it gave me a boner that lasted the whole three day weekend
Dude #2: I understand, she left her locker unlocked in the gym........I just licked that Creamy Cupcake's frosting from her panties.... ...I had such a boner the next day... ...I had to call in sick.
Dude #1: I still dream that I am hearing her Erotic Refrain!
Dude #2: I cannot wait to get the wrapper off that Creamy Cupcake.
When you have anal sex with a male/female and you cum on the butt hole and on the butt cheeks.
Hey bro I was fucking this girl in her ass and nutted all on her ass leaving her with the creamy cupcake!