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A guy who sits on his porch and yells at you just to let you know what's up.
"Man that doctor guy from walking dead was such a porch dick to Rick"
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1. The situation in which you skeet before going to sleep and waking up with a crusty underwear resembling a glazed doughnut.
2. The situation in which your dick is spewing cum and dries up into a glazed dick.
"After jacking off last night, i was too lazy too clean myself so I woke up this morning and had glazed dick."
"my dick feels flaky, I must have a glazed dick."
When you have too much dick and lack of space in your pants so a lump is formed
Girl: He has a huge Dick Bulge
Guy: His pants are to small
Dick Ripping - sarcastic way to express severe frustration.
Dick Ripping example - Your stupidity makes me so angry I ripped my dick off.
When a man pretends to be a woman.
On omegle.com
Stranger 1: M/F
Stranger 2: Dude you do know that the only females on here are dicks in disguise.
It's when you freeze another man's cum in an ice cube tray, and you proceed to shove the nut cubes in the female . Then you dick her down right good.
I asked her what her favorite drink was, she told me she wanted some dick on the rocks.