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A kid who gets his first adult job making thirty thousand a year and thinks he's a fucking millionaire. They usually lease a Lexus cause they can't afford the BMW or Mercedes and generally treat restaurant servers like crap.
"Look at that thirty thousand dollar millionaire snap his fingers at me. He drinks Veuve and acts like it's Cristal. I wonder if he knows I make eighty thousand a year waiting tables."
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(n.) how Ke$ha should actually be pronounced.
Guy- "Somebody tell the foreign exchange kid that it's not pronounced Keh dollar sign Ha. Also, turn that gay shit off!"
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The alternate way to say Ke$ha (a female pop singer)'s name. This alternate name first appeared in the musical TV show, Glee. The school principle did not know how to properly say Ke$ha's name so he said, "Ke Dollar Sign Ha".
Did you hear the new song from Ke Dollar Sign Ha?!
Yeaaaa! it was awesome!
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A quote said by celebrity Donald Trump, that became a meme very quickly.
It has not been easy for me, my Father gave me a small loan of a million dollars $$$$
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Who wants it?
"And yes, i'm giving it away. ( The 19 dollar Fortnite card. )"
When someone says "You don't make any sense," just say this phrase in order to be weird.
You don't make sense. I make Dollars not Sense.
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Usually asked at the end of a long, boring and drawn out story to give it a more interesting and rewarding ending.
Sarcastic in nature.
Alternately used in place of "and then I found five dollars" because finding twenty dollars is rewarding enough while still being in the parameters of seeming like you really found something. Saying "and then I found one hundred dollars" sounds too fake and thus brings down the sarcastic tone you're trying to get across to the person because their story was so boring. Finding anything less than twenty dollars isn't really that rewarding.
Person A: So the other day I ordered these couches online and had them delivered on Saturday. In the pictures online they looked like a nice tan color but when they get to my house they are a mustard yellow color. So I told the company I didn't want them and to come pick them back up. So the next day I go the furniture store near me and found couches I liked better so I bought them and had them delivered on Tuesday. However, the guys from the other store never came to pick up the mustard yellow couches. So now I got four couches sitting in my living room. I was so pissed I got up and walked to the beach to cool myself off.
Person A: And then you found twenty dollars?
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