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A douchebag must wear or have 3 of the following:
1. Excessively combed hair
2. Sagging Pants
3. One of those combinations of baseball caps and winter hats
4. Unnatural jean colors (e.g red jeans)
5. Skinny jeans
6. Unnecessary skateboard shoes
7. Converses
8. Harry Potter style glasses
9. Backwards hat
10. A t shirt with a loose jacket
11. Or wear a loose-fitting cap
And must do two of the following.....
1. Play Lacrosse
2. Skateboard or Snowboard
3. Wear no shirt half of the time
4. Use hip hop speech (e.g. "yo")
5. Have one girlfriend per week
6. Walk like they have shit in their pants
7. Smoke marijuana
8. Have over 500 facebook friends
9. Wear an earing
10. Call everyone their "son"
Person A: Yo, you not sagging, you're violating the Douchebag Code of Conduct
Person B: Word Son, I'll fix that
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A man who has his hair cut short. Is physically built. Is a mama’s boy and tough guy at the same time. Probably Italian. Obnoxious as fuck and wants to argue or fight with you. Thinks they are entitled. Does not mind their own business. Gives their point of view without consent. Annoyingly follows you around. Cocky ass motherfucker
The easiest way to pick a fight with a New Jersey douchebag is to attack his mother, fast
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Someone who is an excessive asshole while driving.
Including but not limited to: road rage, cutting people off, swerving, not paying attention, etc.
Guy 1: Sorry I’m late, some jerk cut someone off and got in a wreck.
Guy 2: Sounds like a real rubber-dubber douchebag.
A douchebag towards women or men, that one wants to fuck or use as a booty call, with no intention of further relations.
"Did you hear about John and that girl he brought home from the bar?"
"No what happened?"
"He fucked her then told her that she was way too ugly to fuck while sober!"
"Oh dude, what a Class C Douchebag!"
Somebody who abuses social media to promote their own agenda.
That Social Media Douchebag is asking everyone for reciprocal follows.
The lifetime D-Bag award is a very hard award to win but without fail someone always does.and without further adue i present to you the Lifetime D-Bag award winner.......
Brandon P.!!!!!!!
For all his great work in douchebagery Brandon P. has earned his rightful place among the doucheiest of douches with The LifeTime DoucheBag Award in hand!!!