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I pulled her panties off and it was jungle down their. I whipped out the trimmers and "Edward Scissor Hands" that bitch!
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Pure shit shack full of smack heads and people who ain’t going to get anywhere
“Woah look at him he’s not good”
“Yeah mate he went king Edward vii
When you have two characters in a story in which:
*Character A is something other than human and is super fast, strong, and altogether powerful
*Character B is a fragile little human
*They are in love, and Character A has a conflicting desire to protect and kill Character B
"I'm writing a story about a human who falls in love with this tall, scary alien. They've totally got an Edward/Bella Complex!"
"Good for you, monster fucker."
A relationship between two fictional characters where:
*Character A is something other than human and is super strong, fast, and powerful
*Character B is a fragile little human
*They are in love
*Character A has a conflicting desire to protect and kill Character B
"I've got a story where a human woman falls in love with a tall, scary alien! They've totally got an Edward/Bella Complex!"
"Good for you, monster fucker."
A drunken game where 2 bros watch scat porn and the first to get hard has to jerk himself and the participant off onto a biscuit in between them, then has to eat both loads off the biscuit in one bite.
If the loser fails to eat the biscuit in one bite or fails to make the participant and himself cum in 10 minutes the punishment is to finger himself while jerking off, then cum onto the shitty finger and suck it all off clean.
1: Yo bro we playing Edward Jerky Hands tonight?
2: ofcourse but you better cum this time, my ass is still sore from last nights jerky hands!
he is the best boyfriend ever! 😻 I love him so much. He is literally the most kindest person I know! He is the best! 💗💞
Kevin Edward Sargent is my boyfriend.
A absolute moron who sucks balls at six siege
You:Your so bad
Friend:No i dont
You:Your lbeing a Charlie Edward Crump