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I pulled her panties off and it was jungle down their. I whipped out the trimmers and "Edward Scissor Hands" that bitch!
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A absolute moron who sucks balls at six siege
You:Your so bad
Friend:No i dont
You:Your lbeing a Charlie Edward Crump
The kind of guy who would intentionally crap himself, all for the entertainment of others.
"No its not that...." - Lane Edward Neil
Excusing yourself between courses of a meal to defecate, specifically to "create more space" for subsequent courses or pudding.
Where's Peter, his dessert is ready?
He's gone for a David Edwards special to make space!
A game where 2 bros watch lesbian 69 porn and stick both their cocks into a massive condom, and a third bro jerks both cocks at the same time to make it fair, last to cum has to drink both loads.
Hey bro want to try Edward Posh Hands tonight?
Yeah sure but as long as he jerks us at the same pace this time!
This is someone who is always there for you. He will stay on the phone with you for hours, no matter what you say. Even though sometimes he gets annoying (not in a bad way), you will always love him. He is definitely the nicest, sweetest, most caring and protective MAN ever. Any girl he talks to would fall in love with him.
Wow, he is so sweet! He is totally a William Edward Schuster.