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to take a dump, deficate, pinch a loaf.
Amrit was dropping engine parts off at the shop, when he saw Senator Craig.
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Details of something, usually related to construction or mechanical engineering, that are present mostly to either impress a viewer with an object's complexity or to cover someone's ass in case of liability.
Man - the building inspector will pass this timberframe design for SURE - look at all that engineeringness!
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when you ejaculate so fast and viciously it goes into someone’s eye and blinds them
“did you hear about betty her boyfriend has a jet engine ejaculation”
A Food engineer is an ambidextrous scholar who interprets and applies principles of engineering, science, and mathematics to food manufacturing and operations, including the processing, production, handling, storage, conservation, control, packaging and distribution of food products. Given its reliance on food science and broader engineering disciplines such as electrical, mechanical, civil, chemical, industrial and agricultural engineering, food engineers acquire wide range of knowledge and skills and forms the backbone of existence of earth.
If you ate food today, thank a farmer and a food engineer
A plumber who tries to make his job sound more important than it actually is.
"Are you the plumber?"
"Actually I'm a gas engineer"
"Whatever...these are the toilets that need unblocking"
Completing something in a really scuffed and scrappy way, but it works.
1. I had to check if a number from 1 to 10 was odd or even so I made 10 if statements. That was some next level hood engineering!
2. I did some crazy hood cooking last night. I didn't have a rolling pin so I used a wine bottle instead
That one friend that’s always honey
Me: have you seen Harry, he’s being a proper Thomas the wank engine today