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1. To ask someone if they are being a fag.
2. to point out if someone is being a faggott.
Dude that thing was huge!
Um fag much?
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(noun) Anyone who considers "Dianetics" a "good read," believes in the existence of "Xenu," or considers Tom Cruise a hero/role-model.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear? John converted to Scientology
Guy 2: Yeah, I always knew he was a sci-fag.
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One who thinks he is better than everyone else based on the amount of artificial swag he has. This annoying personality trait is coupled with his obsessive use of the phrase "swag" in situations undeseriving of that title.
"Congratulations! You aced the math exam!"
"Swag."
"Ugh, he's such a swag fag
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"Hey Johnny you ready to go to Stop & Shop?"
(Johnny walks downstairs with skinny jeans, hightop jordans, a beater, gold chain, ears pierced, and a fohawk)
"Yeah dude, I thought I'd just dress up...grocery swag."
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Tired, exhausted, physically exhausted.
Boy, I am fagged-out after unloading that truck!
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1. To borrow a cigarette from an english chap
2. To stick a dick in a gay guys ass
1. Excuse me my good chap, may I perhaps bum a fag.
2. I once accidentally clicked on a gay porn site on al4a.com/links.html and saw some guy bumming a fag.
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nothing but fags that are COMPLETELY retarded douches that do nothing but flex and talk about alduterating women with their "Big Dicks" when in fact they all have the smallest dicks on earth and the women are all just ugly ass hoes and sluts
John: Hey Bill. Have you seen that show "Jersey Shore"?
Dave: yeah. that show is fag-tarded... all the chicks are hoes and the guys are all douches with small dicks
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Someone who is obsessed about the book Twilight. They're usually some teenager, but ranges from ages 11-35 (If they're 25+, then they're lonely. Always.) that read Twilight, and now thinks that she (I'm assuming the person's usually a she, since it is where I live.) can get any man she wants, despite the fact that she's fucking batshit insane, fat and or ugly.
Twilight Fag: I still can't believe you haven't readed twilight yet!!!11one
Me: Wow, I would love to read about it, but it's kinda gay, not to mention the fact that I heard that they play baseball in it, vampires don't play baseball, and if they do, it's in the middle of night.
Twilight Fag: Oh my god, you're worthless.
Me: No, you're just some Twilight fag who has a rusty vagina and is lonely.
Twilight Fag goes home, kneels down to Twilight placed on her stand, then chants Satanic prayers.
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