parking fail

When an attempt to park a car in a parking space fails and results in a parking job that is crooked or generally not aligned with the space.

Used as a noun: I just saw a car parked really crooked. It was such a parking fail.
Used as an exclamation after a particularly poor parking attempt: Oh man, parking fail!

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epic fail

the word said when someone does or says something completely, ridiculously stupid, incorrect, or pointles.

someone trips and falls, you say "epic fail"

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fail sauce

Something said to someone who has made a bad joke or has done something so retarded that the fail at life.

Someone misses a game winning shot. You would scream FAIL SAUCE!!!

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Life Fail

Similar to epic fail, however a more monumental level of failure.

Kate: I walked into my door this morning, then into my roommate. Went to class, slipped on the ice, tripped getting off the bus. Got lunch and my pop exploded.

Jer: *glare*

Kate: I know, I know, fail!...

Jer: I wasn't going to say that...

Kate: What then?

Jer: LIFE FAIL!

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Aim Fail

To fail at the act of trying to use AIM instant messenger including an failure to return messages in a timely manner; inability to maintain Aim conversation due to negligance and life failure.

Person 1: Dude u havent reponded for lik 5 minutes! AIM FAIL!
Person 2: Says nothing because they are an aim failure!

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epically-fail

To fail at epic proportions.

"Dude, you like epically-fail at life....dude...."

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Sesquicentenni-Fail

When one fails 150 times in a row with no presence of Win to be found.

GuyA: Wow man you suck!
GuyB: Seriously you're like 3 attempts away from your Sesquicentenni-Fail.
GuyC:*sobbing* I'm TrYiNg My BeSt!!

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