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Feed the U

To do something utterly disgusting but also required. The expression came about when a guy was sharing a small hotel room with his new girlfriend. After passing a stool in the morning, he discovered that the flush didn't work. Rather than face the embarrassment of letting his new flame witness his morning defecation, he dropped to his knees, grabbed the turd and manually fed it through the u-bend.

"I really don't want to do this but I've got to feed the u"

by horndog2017 July 5, 2017


the three piece feed

When a woman sucks a mans balls and cock in turn.

I was clubbing down in Surfers Paradise when a random slut yanked my pants down and gave me the three piece feed.

by de-pube August 19, 2024


dirty ol feed

a big meal

i ate a dirty ol feed last night and now my asshole hurts from shitting

by site2resident April 11, 2023


Feeding the crows

Killing for hire. Working as a hitman.

"I've just got a job feeding the crows for Micky the Loan Shark. Seems he needs an example made of some berks."

by Zed Numar August 2, 2021


feeding the cow

When a woman leaves with men and gives vague reasons as to why she was not present in the bar with you.

Michelle left the bar to go with the guys "feeding the cow"

by UntamedFox October 13, 2017


feed the puppies

slang that a busty stripper, hooter girl or female bartender uses to suggest a tip.

Hooter girl leans over and shows her cleavage and states "feed the puppies" after she serves you a beer.

by RonMark46 December 27, 2013


friend who feeds you

Theres always this one motherfucker in the friend group that never eats enough and never brings food to uni or school and then theres the mom of the group that always feeds you and keeps up with how much the motherfucker eats. They will always have a snack with them e.g. mentos and feed you proper meals, like pizza.

Sarah is my friend who feeds me and if you become friends with her, she will be the friend who feeds you.

Sarah always has mentos on her, you can count on her as a friend who feeds you

by BroWhat??????????????????????? December 7, 2022