To intentionally miss someone's hand during a hi-five and smack them on the face instead.
I gave this one idiot a face-five the other day, it was totally sweet.
Slapping someone across the face.
Guy 1: "Ow dude, wtf?! You slapped me!"
Guy 2: "No I didn't, I face-fived you."
Making a pig sound, snorting (5555)
Ms. Girl was doing a five fivey sound while laughing, her friends laughed at her.
Having a flattened finger nail due to constantly scraping off the foil from 5gum or any other foil backed gum wraper leaving just the paper to roll your greens in. Most oftenly occurs on the thumb and or index finger.
guy: do you think mike smokes?
dude: are you kiding he has the worst five nail I've ever seen
A fivefacer is someone who is not only two-faced, fake, and or a backstabber but all of the above and then some...ect.
Man that girl is so fake she acts different with each and every person. She's such a five-facer.
When two guys are high on life, the stand face to face and slowly air hump each other in a timely manner, it may also be applied to a banterish situation when high fives are simply not enough.
"Are you pleading guilty to the rape?"
Asked the judge ,
"No but I am pleading" said the criminal ,
"Too what?" said the judge,
"Your mum" said the criminal.
*every one in the room stands up and starts slong fiveing*
Booty sex dry hump nobcheesecake kfc two kids one sandbox one man one jar one man one screwdriver two girls one cup two guys and a horse three men and a hammer four girls fingerpaint
an place in rain world were people get extremely lost and reset due to not knowing that five pebbles doesn't have rain in it. also there's a dad that has long legs that wants to VORE you
five pebbles: heck but not actually in a nutshell