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One of Scotland's Old Firm clubs. Founded by Brother Walfrid, a Catholic priest who started the club in order to raise money for the poor and oppressed Irish/Catholic immigrants in Glasgow. Constantly shamed by rivals Rangers FC, whose repeated racist and heavily sectarian chanting at matches has led to UEFA punishments, but Celtic supporters are best known for their "Greatest Fans in the World" title given them after UEFA gave them the Fair Play award for their spectacular support, something never before given to a fan base. Despite this, Celtic are accused by Rangers of singing sectarian songs at matches (even though the songs are actually political and sectarianism is only used because the accusers do not know the difference). Though there are small factions of Celtic supporters who do this, the vast majority have nothing to do with it, a somewhat different situation than their famous rivals. Celtic was the first team to win the European Cup from Britain, in 1967, and did so famously with 11 men all born within 20 miles of their stadium, Celtic Park, a feat surely never to be matched. That team is called the "Lisbon Lions" named for the city in which they lifted the trophy, beating Inter Milan 2-1. They are the current reigning champions in the Scottish Premier League and have won the competition
The Celtic Football Club is the only Scottish side to win the European Cup.
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An injury caused by excessive masturbation in a man over the age of 30.
Girl: Aw, what happened? Why is your arm in that sling?
Guy: It's an old football injury.
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The manliest of games on earth.
Australian Rules Football is manlier than American Football because it requires athletic ability (fat blokes can't stand in a line and grope one another all game).
Australian Rules Football is manlier than Rugby because you need skills other than passing a ball down a line while running forward.
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Also known as the Big Orange the Tennessee Volunteers are one of the top 10 best NCAA football teams ever and #2 in the SEC behind Alabama. They have 6 national championships they were the 1st ever football team to win a BCS national championship in 1998 against Flordia State. They have been SEC champions 17 times then when the SEC split into east and west they were SEC east champs 6 times. Their win lose record is 792–345–53 (.688) and their bowl record is 26-24-0. Their fight song is Rocky Top their mascot is Smokey the hound dog and their stadium is Neyland Stadium and their colors are bright orange and whiite. They dominate the SEC in wins the only teams they dont have a considerable amount of wins over is Alabama,Auburn, and Flordia ( Alabama has 10 wins over Tennessee Aubrun and Flordia have 2 wins over Tennessee
Tennessee Volunteers Football is on tonight lets go watch it
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One of the best football (and sports) video games of all time. It was the last edition in the NCAA Football video game series and is honestly incredible with the true feel of College Football. Some Madden fanboys will never appreciate its glory, but for true football gamers, it's a true gem.
Danny- "Hey man, did you get the new Madden, it's incredible with its graphics."
Alex- "No, I didn't even bother wasting $60. I prefer gameplay and presentation, so I play NCAA Football 14, it's still a classic."
Danny- "Haha you're still playing a game from 2013. How lame!"
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Consisting of 18 clubs with at least 2 based in the major cities of Australia, the AFL is the premier competition of Australian Rules Football, the Best Game on the Planet. The AFL is the biggest sporting competition in Australia and the 4th most attended in the whole world, with crowds of at least 20 to 90k and sometimes even reaching 100k at a game. The AFL is the top dog of Australian sport and other sports such as NRL and soccer don’t come close to the popularity and awesomeness of the Great Australian Game.
Jasper: Hey Jason, wanna go to the Australian Football League game tonight?
Jason: Fuckin oath mate, no worries! I love going to the footy!
(At the Melbourne Cricket Ground with a crowd of 95,000 for a game between Carlton and Richmond)
Jasper: Go you Tiges!!🐯
Jason: We are the Navy Blueees🟦
Jasper: Doesn’t matter what team you follow, we follow the Best Game on the Planet
Jason: Fair dinkum!
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One of the best football forums around. Has many great forumers and lots of great banter.
On heaven football forum people will talk about football, off topic and humour.
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