gay church

A term that is used to describe a situation that is absurd or makes no logical sense.
Can also be used as an offensive term to describe something or someone that does not fit what is considered normal.

"Did you hear that they are closing down The Odyssey next week? That is so gay church."

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jap my church

The art of adding ridiculous and unneeded alterations to a church similar to "pimp my ride" although the general theme of the alterations are oriental also usually bell towers.

Ummmmm could you please Jap my church?

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held a gun in church

While in church, giving a person next to you a hand job under a blanket. Does not have to be a BF, bonus points if you're gay and even more bonus points if you're black.

Brandon held a gun in church with Damarcus on Sunday. What a sloppy mess.

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church of infinite joy

a scary, cultish, death obsessed sect of christianity.

Mary: Have you seen James lately?
Joe: No, he joined the Church of Infinite Joy and now he doesn't speak to me.
Mary: Weak.

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Westboro Baptist Church

A group of people that provokes and loves to incite hate and racism. They truly do give Christians a bad name.

Westboro Baptist Church is sponsored by yours truly the prince of darkness, Lucifer.

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Westboro Baptist Church

An extremely nice group of levelheaded rational thinkers who are active in promoting the influence of gay culture into contemporary American society. One of the very few gay friendly churches, in fact their pastor is a lesbian. They rally to support the troops in in the Middle East and pay their respects at the funerals of KIA soldiers. Extremely misunderstood.

Westboro Baptist Church Member #1: Hey lets go spread the loving word of God while making this country more gay friendly and open minded!

Westboro Baptist Church Member #2: Tell ALL the people!

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Westboro Baptist Church

The Christian sect of fundamentalist Islam. Blinded by inbreeding and a classic study into why the bible and illiteracy are a bad combination. the whole church could be eaten by dinosaurs and still insist they don't exist.
see moron

''The Westboro Baptist Church are spreading there tolerant well considered opinions again, i'm so glad they warned me that the nice Jewish and gay men are in fact more evil than rapists and murderers.''

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