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A guy in avon who doesnt want to be fuckin here. smokin by the pond all day everyday. liquor in the water bottle. Like the other person said a beer in one hand a slut in the other and a blunt in his mouth and one more behind his ear. HIGH AS HELL
.......K.P...... high and drunk
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a place where farmers raise trees and gay people sneak off to give one another hand jobs and blow jobs
I want a blow Job
well we can't here we might get caught
hey, how about you give me one over that windy tree farm
ok
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A game most commonly played by virgin farmers that have so little in their life they have to simulate doing what they already do all day by running a boring ass game on an expensive PC.
Jonathan is playing farming simulator again, what a sad guy.
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Dead; no longer among the realm of the living.
Guy: Hey, did you hear about Bill?
Girl: No, what happened?
Guy: He's now living on a farm upstate.
Girl: Oh no, when is the funeral?
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Early morning sex. Wake up booty call. Nudged at the crack of dawn for a little rise n shine. A little morning glory.
Rachel woke me up grinding her pussy against my leg. She wanted a little farm fresh breakfast.
Sorry I’m late. I had a farm fresh breakfast this morning.
I had to make my own oatmeal this morning cause my mum was getting a farm fresh breakfast.
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another name for ginger pubes
Man that ginger must have a red ant farm bro.
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A small all boys boarding school located in Avon Connecticut. Don't let its picturesque campus fool you, this is hardly Hogwarts. With the dozens of sports venues, they lack even a single academic building. AOF is home to four hundred jocks that rarely attend classes, and enjoy the following: playing sports, drinking to excess, doing drugs ( including but not limited to pot, dip, and heroin) and banging a large amounts of girls (or at least pretending to). Even so, the girls attending the four surrounding boarding schools can't seem to stay away. We have all fallen victim to the charm of drunken PG's, terrifying dance experiences, and of course naked study halls. In bouts of despairation, these strapping young men have been known to find the nearest Porters girl, or even fellow classmate, to "satisfy their needs", What a classy bunch
AOF boy #1: Hey bro, is there a naked studyhall tonight?
AOF boy #2: Yeah man, can't wait to see your meat....I mean you...there (I love avon old farms)
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