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When a man jerks it in the shower
Jack: “Connor why were you taking so long in the shower”
Willem: “He was taking a gamer shower”
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a delectable stew made with a broth base of mtn dew and monster, with choice of gummy candy, traditionally made with sour patch kids.
"what have you been up to?"
"I've only eaten gamer soup for the last 5 days"
"What the fuck is wrong with you."
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Gamer Nuts is a feeling in your nuts from sitting down for too long resulting in your own nut sack falling asleep. Another word for Gamer Nuts is Numb Nuts.
Person 1: “Bro, my nut sack just went gamer mode”
Person 2: “What??”
Person 1: “I’ve got gamer nuts from gaming for 7+ hours”
Person 2: “I still don’t know what you mean by ‘gamer nuts’”
Person 1: “Oh, you know how your hand or your foot falls asleep? Well, it’s pretty much that but my nuts fell asleep”
Person 2: “No one says that, but ok”
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A hyper carry that plays fortnite and has more than 14 boyfriends and is currently 10 and is a grill. Likes to catch up on slang,
ex, "Toxic" "Bot" "Diskko Diskko!" "Aumba" "Mommi"
First met in a random squads game when she was humble, after watching twitch for a few months she has become the ultimate hyper carry and likes to bully people.
Me: Hi Tanooki
Tanooki Gamer: Hi bot.
Me: *confused af*
Tanooki Gamer: Want to hear my battle cry?
Me: NOO PLEEASE TAN....
Tanooki Gamer: *loud af high pitched noise* "EEEEEEEEEE"
Me: *dead*
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A Person that...
A) is really good at COD
B) is a loner that lurks in the shadows...
C) is just super sketchy
Did you see Ben today?
Wow... he was acting like a shady gamer...
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Ewwww you mk gamer... stop playing games in class and listen!
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(n) the sad, but true logic of a majority of gamers, usually ones that are known to commonly rage quit: if better than someone, opponent is a noob; if worse than someone, opponent "has no life;" if everyone is doing better, gamer blames lag.
First Match: *owns someone*
Typical Gamer: You suck noob! Return the game you scrub!
Second Match: *gets owned by another*
Typical Gamer: You are fat kid! Keep living in your mother's basement you no life!
Match Three: *owned by everyone*
Typical Gamer: Fuck this game! Fucking lag! All you kids suck! Just wait for my lag to be gone and I'll wreck all you scrubs!
Random that was in all three matches: This idiot's gamer logic is hilarious. He is so mad! *laughing*
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