Healthy Gas

The gas (fart) produced from a person who has eaten healthy foods like cabbage, beans, broccolli, grains, or other high fiber, high carbohydrate foods.

Bart: "Eeeeewwww! What's that smell"?
Homer: "That's just me, emitting healthy gas".
Bart: "Healthy my ass! All you eat is donuts and beer".
Homer: "Don't forget the four burritos Bart. And that egg sandwich on whole grain bread".
Bart: "I'm impressed Homer. Impressed how stinky your farts are".
Lisa: "Mom! Don't light the stove yet! Homers been eating healthy again, and has healthy gas"!

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Period Gas

Sour, rancid, and generally intolerable gas that results from menstruation. Cramp pressure builds and forces foul odors to burst out and escape from the anus in rapid succession. Period gas cannot be controlled and typically lasts for 12-16 hours.

I have cramps and severe period gas. Did you get a whiff of Erica's period gas?

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Gas and Matches

1. Two or more people, that when in the presence of eachother, can be volatile. Whether it be sexually, criminally or just mischievously.

Uh oh, did you see Deb over there talking to Dave?

Yep, not good. Those two are like gas and matches.

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Snatchural Gas

When gas passes through your snatch

Oh jeez.. it smells like snatchural gas

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Tifton, GA

A backwards, country-bumpkin, wife beating, bible-waving hole in the middle of southern Georgia. On the weekends you can find the locals fighting over camoflage margarita machines at Walmart or possibly at the fairgrounds doing things with farm animals. Looking for something good to eat? Follow the smartest of the natives as they have to travel to other nearby towns just to have a decent meal. Planning on throwing back a few beers on Superbowl Sunday? Better plan ahead. This town is still lost in the 1940's. However, it did place 1st in the "Top 100 Towns With the Least Dentists Award" , and it shows. People who live in towns like this have proven to be dumber than rappers, and drug dealers....investing all they're extra money in big tires and neon light kits.

Why would anyone want to live in Tifton, GA?

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Augusta, GA

a city in Georgia ( the peach state ) where a big golf tournament is played... if your a golf freak this is your city!!

Augusta, GA is where the biggest golf tournament in the world takes place, but none of the people that live there care

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Gas leak

Something that is oftentimes used as an explanation of something that cannot be explained, mainly when a fight happens between two gods in an anime.

TV Woman "I'm here at Fuyuki and today is yet another terrible day, for another gas leak happened in an apartment building. Victims number 55 and all are currently in coma"