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God

A character quite possiby of fiction imagined in pre-scientific times when manhad no means of explaning natural phnomenon. Despite numerous logical and moral paradoxes that come with belief.

Bobby Christian: God exists!
Stevie Atheist: There is no god.
Bobby: well then how do you account for the universe?
Stevie: The big bang.
Bobby: What caused the big bang?
Stevie: Numerous theories abound. The root cause has yet to be found.
Bobby: Aha! This means god did it!
Stevie: Well then where did god come from?
Bobby: He's eternal of course.
Stevie: Proof please.
Bobby: We don't need proof. It's called faith.
Stevie: It seems that there's more proof for the big bang then god and scientists rely on empiricism, logic, and naturalism insted of faith whch is really another word for unjustifed belief in the face of contradicting evidence.

by Jean-Paul Lamont December 19, 2010

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God

The Almighty creator of all that is.

Everything begins and ends with God

by distojorkam April 16, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


God

Kurt Cobain.

Kurt Cobain is god. Well, it's true!

by THE REAL Grungegirl August 14, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


God

The all-powerful, all-knowing Being that DOES EXIST, YOU STUPID ATHEIST JERKS!!!!!

His ability to see the future= just 'cause he knows today's future doesn't mean that we can't change it and He'll still know that.

Proof the Bible is true and that Jesus is real:
The Evangelists say that the WOMEN found out about the Resurrection. No Bible time person worth his keep would ever give a woman credit for anything unless it was absolutely true.

Score:

Team God: Infinity because God always wins.
Team Atheists: Negative infinity because you're stupid.

by The New Guy Down The Street June 18, 2009

23๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


God

Something ifront of your eyes all the time.
not visible for people who have closed they eyes

Shaddap there is no god exist , OMG lol !111!111!!111 ( said an idiot)

by TAKAVAR December 17, 2003

23๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


God

the one reason why you're still here reading this defintion, and not dead somewhere.


God is what makes the world go round, not love.

by A.Lo June 5, 2007

23๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


god

A higher beeing that we thought existed many years ago, but we now know that it doesn't exists.

The Christ god didnt exist. The earth was not shaped by him.

by Alphastar June 30, 2004

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