Fart Grenade

When you fart into a pair of clean balled up socks and throw them at someone.

the conversation was interrupted by mooses fart grenade.

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Jump on a grenade

The generous act of flirting or even dating a certain individual to distract them from, and possibly loose interest in a different individual (usually a friend).

Guy 1: hey man, I need to ask you a favor. I think Nicole is hitting on me.

Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.

Guy 2: I got you man.

red grenade

when you light her tampon string on fire to light the fuse and explode the tampon inside her

her:my period is bad better change my tampon
me(teleports behind her in a flash): imma light that red grenade

Italian hand grenade

An Italian hand grenade is when you pile too much sauce on an uncooked pizza and smack it full force with a spoon.

My siblings angered me, so I blinded them with an Italian hand grenade.