1. shave your head
2. cover it in baby oil
3. from a distance of about 10 feet, run right into your girlfriend's vagina
that is a helmet
My dad hated Helmet with a passion. I don’t know why so many people hate this band. I guess they don’t understand them.
This isn’t a band for singer-songwriter music. And the vocals don’t really intend to impress you. But it is more about the music.
People are always telling me they don’t like the band Helmet.
its whats robbies weave looks like
robbie cut yo helmet weave now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To gain and erection and successfully ejaculate to a set of hentai pictures found abroad the internet.
John said, "Woah, I just made the biggest helmet! These instructions are really thorough. Awwwww yeah!" "John," Said Hailey, "You are really hot whenever you're making a helmet on my face.
A currently unknown sex move involving alien space crabs.
I'd totally pull a Soviet Helmet on Amber Heard
A blow job given while a condom is on the penis
"my girl hates the taste of sperm so she gave me a helmet job"