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someone who is anti-hippy culture but still a hippy because they submit to qualms of corporate America.
that societal hippy douche with the galaxy s2 has conformed to corporate America by buying a mainstream phone.
Super cool hippie vibe but can be really boojie at other time. She recharged her crystals as she shops for Lululemon on a daily basis! Usually has a well balance of both, her hippiness can sometimes hide her boujie ways.
“Have you seen the new yogi, the boujie hippie teaching class at lululemon?”
A hippie who adopts personal philosophies that aren't theirs. They smoke dope, and look down upon others who are high on life. Usually, they are very interesting and have a carefree spirit when they are young, but just grow cynical and disillusioned by their mid twenties. they hang out with older hippie-crits, and adopt their political ideology. They tend to be cynical and sell out long time friends. They tend to be atheists by nature, because of the piss poor hand that they were dealt, and date fat chicks who whip them. Their political ideology comes from the liberal news media, and is reinforced on a daily basis by comedy news programs. Usually, a Hippie-crit has a shitty job (like telemarketing, because they went to an art school), and generally hates life, and has no future or plans in sight. They excel at sucking, and nothing else. They will talk an endless amount of trash about other people. They have absolutely NO clue. They are whipped by their obese girlfriends. Their pot smoking makes them neutral and pathetic. They, in some circumstances, think that they are the sharpest tool in the shed, but everyone else just realizes that they are just the biggest. They dislike sports, and anything normal. They want to live a bohemian artist lifestyle in New York, spend an egregious amount of money on a shittier than shitty apartment in Brooklyn, and just generally are triumphant in wanting others to not have any liberties. They dislike aesthetics because they eschew material goods that they cannot obtain, due to their suckage at life. They are often stupid music snobs. Often times, their well to do parents do not want to have a lot to do with them. They are fucking clown shoes.
Look at that Hippie-crit, he sold out his longtime boy, hates life, is absolutely pathetic when he is smoking that bong and produces a whimper of a cough. He takes an endless and unbelieveable amount of crap from his girlfriend, who has pretentions of being an artist. He is practically useless. DAS GUY is fucking clown shoes in that get up!
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One of the rarest substances on Earth. Is most often produced when a hippy is pulled over by "the man". There was an unconfirmed report that hippy sweat had been distilled from a working hippy. However most experts agree this is unlikely.
Hippy stench is commonly mistaken for hippy sweat. The former results from the hippy's inate fear of bathing and is of a gaseous form, while the later is produced through physical exertion of the hippy (hence it's rarity) and is in a liquid state.
After 40 years of trying, Ben & Jerry's gave up on their effort to produce hippy sweat flavored ice cream due to their inability to harvest the natural flavoring.
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a Marijuana cigarette, taken from the British term for cigarette
"Hey, bro...let's go out back and blow a hippie fag."
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Most Dirty hippies are complete douches. They believe in earths gift (WEED) and love all music as long as it's not mainstream. you can easily spot them bye their mocha spice cappucino lattes, fake glasses, and their scarfs and hats. If you see one, yell at the top of your lungs PHISH IS SHIT!
you may not understand but they do.
I am not responsible for your injury.
"Get those dirty hippies off my lawn"
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A person who attends Regis and is a hard core Nazi Republican. They drive fancy cars with fancy sound systems and have rich parents. They were $100 nike sneakers abrecombie pants and pink ralph lauren shirts with the collars up and hemp jewelry. They listen to rap; yonder mountain string band, the samples, dave matthews band, phish, the graetful dead, and o.a.r
Kane Kunz, Chris Smith and other people
who go to regis and are really rich
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