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Air Horn Defense

During an argument any statement or comment that leaves the other person stunned or confused.

2. When EPIC FAIL is greater than EPIC WIN.

Bob: I'm telling you Star Trek is better!

John: No your wrong Star Wars is waay better.

James: You're both wrong Stargate Atlantis was the best Sci-Fi show.

Bob,John: DON"T USE AIR HORN DEFENSE US!

by Big Ninja JIm October 30, 2011

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


toot your own horn

To brag about one's own talents.

Joe: I am the greatest person on earth!
Bob: Don't toot your own horn, you ass.

by qxan September 28, 2006

370๐Ÿ‘ 74๐Ÿ‘Ž


hickory horned devil

the fifth instar of the caterpillar of a Citheronia Regalis moth, known for it's prickly and garish appearance

A hickory horned devil is actually harmless when touched.

by The Return of Light Joker July 6, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Honked my horn

You don't wanna know what it means

She honked my horn last night, it was orgasmic.

by Jamieleemae December 31, 2018

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


toot your own horn

to point out positive truths about oneself

khortsarethenewjorts: partyczar, you toot your own horn when you use the catchphrase, "i'm awesome."

partyczar: fact.

by khortsarethenewjorts April 19, 2011

66๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Costa Rican Tickle-Horn

n: A rare, elusive beetle found deep in the misty rainforests of Costa Rica. Noted for its large, fuzz-covered horn protruding from its head.
v: A rare and provocative sexual act, often used in conjunction with the patty-wack or the 'Kenyan Creeper'.

On a recent excursion into the forest, we came across a prime specimen of the Costa Rican Tickle-Horn.

Yeah, things are getting pretty serious... she let me Costa Rican Tickle-Horn her... twice.

by Conan the Librarian May 29, 2007

16๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Flying Shoe-Horn of Mongolia

1. When two homo sapiens have sexual intercourse on top of a yac. Presumbably in the Saharan Desert. The yac does not have to participate.

"Hey Alvin, we had a great Flying Shoe-Horn of Mongolia, but where did you get the yac?"

by Alvin Dubbs July 11, 2008

57๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž