Junk ice

Something cold to put by your ballsack on a hot day.

Toss me another cool one and a couple cubes outta the cooler, need more junk ice.

iced coffee

Liquid will to live.

This day has been so tiring, I need iced coffee now!

ice pose

when said aloud sounds like "i suppose"

1:"hey wanna get some food?"
2:"ice pose"
1:"alright!"

Ice cap

The snow that remains on your bellend after falling asleep after a lazy wank.

One morning, when turning over to hit the snooze button, I discovered the duvet cover was stuck to my ice cap.

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Ice slap

When you are drinking a drink with ice in it, and you tilt the cup too far and the ice hits you in the face.

I was talking to Heather at Sean’s party last night, and I was about to ask her out but then I got ice slapped.

Milk with Ice

People who drink milk with ice cubes in it are legally retarded and require a special education to help them out with their disability.

You drink milk with ice? I didn’t know you were a spaz

Ice Cream

The single greatest breakfast in existence. Ice cream is a fruit. It is properly consumed through the hands.

I do like a nice ice cream in my soup.