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A term most frequently used by other Southerners who aren't from Florida. It means the kinda guy you see drunk as hell in your local gas station who never shuts up about his long trip up I-95
"That car rolling around on the street with no driver has a Florida license plate. Must belong to that Florida Yankee inside the gas station."
A sexual act that has the cleaning of a man’s urethra with a Dollar Store pipe cleaner
Oh man that Florida Pipe Cleaner was much needed tonight Steve
The crescent shaped area of the back of your neck that isn’t covered by your shirt or buff. 99% chance of getting skin cancer in the ring.
By the time hank was 45 his Florida ring of death looked like the thing from fantastic 4
Men of all ages gather in a swamp in Florida and masturbate harder than ever before with the crocs and each man see who can ejaculate on the most crocodiles without getting a croc to attack
Me and all my elementary school homies flew down to Florida and had the most lovely Florida man Fuckfest till little Timmy didn’t escape when the crocodile attacked and now we did it again to honor him, couldn’t even make it past second grade
This little town near Warwick and Chester that nobody knows about. Their school is a shack, and they have only pizzerias and nail salons. It always gets confused with Florida state. Nobody really wants to live here but, we all deal with it.
Where the hell is Florida N.Y.?
Florida is a really tiny town next to Warwick N.Y. where you know everyone and you know their whole backstory. Towns next to you don’t know you exist. And the kids in this town are real addicts. No one actually wants to live here, when the kids can get out oh boy they get out.
Why do I have to live in Florida N.Y.
that good shit...you don't smoke it, you experience it you feel.
damn, that sweet sweet sobs got me like damn daniel that florida sorbet really hit