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A public college located in olympia wa. The school is often frowned upon by douche bags who serve no purpose in life, but is respected by many professionals.
Dude, you go to the evergreen state college? That's awesome!
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Al Pacino's pronunciation of "United States of America" in the movie Scarface, in which he was faking a Cuban accent.
Are joo communist? I do not come to Joonited States of America to be treated like this? Joo can't do nothing to me that Castro has not already done!
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The United States under the Trump-Pence Administration
What if the Divided States of America is the new United States of America?
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An urban university in San Diego, CA with over 33,000 people. It's huge and packed with hot girls and guys that all think they're Volcom models.
The girls all wear Abercrombie ruffled skirts and huge Chanel glasses.
You spend most of your time at SDSU getting drunk every weekend, defending your school against pretentious UCSD pricks and going to the beach from March-November.
Oh, last thing. SDSU= San Diego State. Don't let any douchebag from South Dakota State tell you otherwise.
Girl #1= Hey, I go to SDSU
Guy #1= Go down on me cunt
Girl #1= OK
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The USA, called this way in reference to American hysteria, which makes people freak out all the time and do stupid stuff like suspecting and imprisoning anyone of being a communist, go to war without even a good reason or just going around going batshit and yelling "DOOOMED, WE'RE DOOOOMED!!". True story.
Canadians are now calling us the "Excited States of America" since all we seem to do is take erectile dysfunction drugs and go to town hall meetings and scream.
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Ball State University is a medium sized university, with a student body of about 22,000, located in Muncie, IN.
BSU is known for the following:
-Nationally recognized architecture and entrepreneurship programs
-The alma mater of David Letterman and John Schnatter (creator of Papa Johns)
-Being the redheaded step child of Indiana colleges
-The university that can out drink any other school in the Hoosier state
Dude, I can't wait to get back to Ball State University so I can drink all semester.
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Homosexuality enforced by the state.
Nibba: Do you think religious institutions like collages, Churches, charities, should they lose their tax exempt status if they oppose same-sex marriage?
Fake Mexican: Yes
Audience: *applause*
State Enforced Homosexuality
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