Art Room Herpes

The glitter you get on you in the art room. Gets all over your hands, face, and EVERYWHERE... and when you check your hair five years later, it's still there.

Person 1: "Dude, there's glitter in your hair."
Person 2: "Yeah, just got some art room herpes. It won't go away!"

A roach in my room

*points to Orochimaru* a RoAcH iN mY rOoM

Orochimaru=a roach in my room

two-room rule

A common occurrence in video games, where, due to RAM limitations, only the room that the player is currently in, and the previously-visited room, are stored in memory. A player can use the two-room rule to his advantage, causing a room to reset, and all enemies and items to respawn, by simply visiting two other rooms.

Player starts in room A.
Player goes to room B.
Player goes to room C.
Player goes back to room A. All enemies and items in room A have reappeared, due to the two-room rule.

Locker Room Mentality

When one is so entirely convinced by their own straightness that they are comfortable acting extremely sexual with someone of the same gender.

Ex. Jocks slapping each other on the ass after a good game, giving the homie a goodnight kiss, Kellyanne Conway

Alex: Did you see Brennan flirting with Joe yesterday?
Lucas: Yeah, dont worry, that's just locker room mentality.

dining room table

Someone who cannot be reasoned with, especially when confronted with the facts.

"Ma'am, trying to have a conversation with you would be like trying to argue with a dining room table. I have no interest in doing it."

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Squad Room Antics

A shitty folk-crack-rock-punk band from the North Shore of Massachusetts. The beginning of Squad Room Antics is lost to the crust of history, but they sucked to start out. After kicking their lead rapper out of the band, they began to get better.

If you listen to Squad Room Antics, you are most likely:

1) A freshman girl or sophomore boy

2) Homosexual

3) Stoned/Drunk

4) Thinking you came to a concert for Sababa

5) All of the above

Hey, are you going to the Squad Room Antics show this Friday?

Nah, dude, only fat drunk chicks go to their shows.

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Polish Escape Room

A Polish Escape Room is a style of escape room where you have a time limit to find clues and escape the room. In a Polish Escape Room, if you don't find the clues to escape, the building burns down with you inside it.

Five teenage girls went to a Polish Escape Room, but didn't solve the clues in time, so the building burned down with them in it.

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