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The term "you're mom gay" can be used for many things such as calling someone gay, but to make it a more original joke, putting their mom in the business aswell.
Yo, Jared, Steve just said that you're mom gay! Hahaha!!!
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An interjection praising the quality of the dog (i.e. person, generally male) in question, with reference to a recent noteworthy accomplishment.
"I vowed never to visit www.yourethemannowdog.com again 2 months ago and I'm still clean!"
"2 months without inane net comedy like that. You're the man now, dog!"
"AAAAAAAH!
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Dating someone in your profession. You only do 2 basic things - eat and shit. Shitting's done in the bathroom. If you're eating in the bathroom too, then you'll never leave, just like if you're dating someone in your profession, you'll never escape your job.
Dental Student #1: It's official: I'm dating that girl in our class.
Dental Student #2: Ah man, you're shitting where you're eating. Get out while you can.
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what two black people say to eachother when they are in love
shaniqua: you're the nig to my nog
tyrese: thank
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used to insult a close friend in a joking hilarious way
WARNING: only use around close friends
Jose: Jenn, you annoy me so much
Jonn: *Gasp*
Jose: In fact, you're the piss in my pants
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A commonly used phrase in America, specifically the midwest
Dani: Ah cheers big ears!
Blake: You're welcome big Delton
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The list of worst insults is a collection of insults that parody the ''I sleep with you mom last night''.
Here are the most dangerous insults you can ever tell to a person:
YOU'RE MOM GAY.
Insult Power: 0.5
Result: A person being hit by this insult will be staggered, and fin it hard to breathe.
YOU'RE MOM GAY LOL.
Insult Power: 0.8
in deep depression.
NO YOU.
Insult Power: 1
Result: The result depends on the insult countered.
YOU'RE MOM AND DAD GAY TOGETHER.
Insult Power: 5
Result: A person hit by this insult may have a fatal heart attack.
YOU'RE DAD LESBIAN.
Insult Power: 27
Result: A person hit by this insult will instantly die.
YOU'RE GRANY TRANNY.
Insult Power: 200
Result: A person hit by this will instantly fataly explode.
YOU'RE GRANDPA TRAP.
Insult Power: 5000
Result: A person hit by this insult may litteraly fataly evaporate.
YOU'RE ENITE FAMILY TREE IS LGBT.
Insult Power: 100000
Result: Every atom in the victims body will be teleported to their separate dimensions.
Person 1: You're mom gay lol.
Person 2: No U.
Person 1: You're mom and dad gay together.
Person 2: You're dad lesbian.
Person 1: You're granny tranny.
Person 2: You're grandpa trap.
Person 1: You're entire family tree is LGBT.
*Every atom in person 2's body gets sent to separate dimensions, instantly ending his life*
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