A day, celebrated on February 2nd, where we remember the anniversary of two-face robbing the second national bank of all its two dollar bills.
Person 1: Hey you know what day it is today?
Person 2: No
Person 1: International Two-Face Day!
Person 2: Hell yeah! I'm gonna go get two coins to celebrate!
Give a tall guy, with curly hair a sloopy toopy. Why? Because you should just do it.
If he eats you out you better be sucking
International sloopy toopy day
Just suck it
December 2nd is the date of bullying Matt. Where every Matt, Matty or Mateusz is bullied relentlessly. Encourage any non-Matt to partake.
A: "It's December 2nd!"
B: "So?"
C: "It's international bully Matt day!"
International random song day is celebrated on December 27 every year. Its a day that encourages sharing random and obscure music with everyone, not just internet people.
Songs promoted can be mainstream or indie they just have to be random selected by either their obscurity or by putting your mp3 player on shuffle all and going next about 4 times to make sure its nice and random.
"You totally need to listen to Plumbtree - Scott Pilgrim, it just came up on my ipod for International Random Song Day, its old but awesome!"
the worst day ever in history, where all the shitty straights think they're apart of the lgbtq+ community (they aren't), and celebrate transphobia.
it's international super-straight day, this is transphobic and shouldn't be a thing.
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14. October, is the International Send nudes day.
-Send Nudes. -Wtf ew no. -But its International Send Nudes Day
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On January 12th grab a ginger because no matter where you are itβs time to give them a well deserved kiss
Hey you spawn of Satan has anyone kissed you, yet because itβs international kiss a ginger day you know
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