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a person, may be a girl or a guy, who has the sole purpose and function of accompanying the invitee to an event.
I don't want to drive: at night/on the freeway/over the bridge, etc., alone, so I will ask him/her to be my rescue date, so that I am able to attend this party, concert, reunion, etc.
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When you date a boomer eg: someone of the older generation
I asked your mom out , I'm basically carbon dating at this point.
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its when two friends who really like each other, hang out
tara and john are basically anti-date
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When a couple sleeps almost too often during the winter months. They take multiple naps and sometimes can sleep through the entire night.
Oh, they're in Josie's room, hiber-dating.
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When you know that you fail at life so badly that you meet people from far far away and seriously date them exclusively online.
Signs that you're e-dating:
You're both on the internet
They're a million miles away in another state or country
You've never met them face to face (webcam doesn't count)
You find yourself kissing your computer screen
When you have sex it looks like text (typically in the form of an email, instant message or worse yet a comment)
A romantic candle light dinner for two ends up being you alone in a dimly lit room sitting in front of your computer
A walk on the beach ends up being nothing more than role play over the internet
They're complete strangers to you, you just met and don't know a thing about each other and yet still confess to being in "love"
You're online (skype, yahoo, myspace, youtube, facebook, ect) crying about being broken and not having any friends.
him: I'm broken too....no one understands me
you: Broken people are destined for each other! <3
him: yeah... *sniffle*
you: I love you!
him: I love you to! BTW where do you live? What do you look like? Can I keep you forever?
you: Yay! x3 America, you? Uhm, uhm -sends pic- and you could keep me forever!
him: Japan
Now you're e-dating
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An unofficial date is when it is basically going on a date but when you were asked it wasn't said that it was actually a date.
EXAMPLE OF UNOFFICIAL DATE
Kevin: Hey do you want to do a project for school with me.?
Allie: Yea sure, but can go to the movies or something like shopping after?
Kevin: Yea that would be fun and we can get some lunch and everything. How about tomorrow?
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A form of courtship originating in the Paleolithic period. It traditionally involves rendering the female unconscious via club strike to the head, followed by violent non consensual sex. Practitioners can often be spotted by a cursory examination of their dietary regiment, colloquially referred to as the "paleo diet".
"Chuck just hit that bitch with a club and drug her off to his place to bang her. It's cool though, they're Paleo Dating."
"Damn dude! Check out that hot skank in the corner! I'm gonna go buy her a drink." "Nah, fuck that dude. Just Paleo Date her."
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