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jesus jams

Contemporary Christian music.

Check out these new jesus jams.

by demiduce May 24, 2005

13๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


bread and jam

Australian rhyming slang, (mainly in Melbourne), for tram.

Let's catch the 'bread and jam' down to the MCG to watch the poms get beaten in cricket.

by Aussie Annie May 3, 2003

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


jam donut

Sexual act involving blood and semen. Shortly before creaming a girl in the face, you land a hard right hook straight in the kisser, preferably breaking her nasal bone in the process. The ensuing geyser of blood makes an ideal accompaniment for your love custard. For best results, make sure to use your hand to mix both together until an even, jam donut-like consistency is attained.

She goes nuts for my jam donuts!

I decided to give Rita a surprise jam donut on the eve of our tenth anniversary in that swanky hotel in vegas. Her lawyer is supposed to be contacting me soon with the details of my restraining order. What the fuck, she told me she wanted me to spice up our love life.

by Sweaty old man October 15, 2006

51๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monster jam

In the classic and grounbreaking video game NBA Jam, it was the name of a spectacular slam dunk performed when "on fire." In certain situations it would shatter the backboard.

MONSTER JAM!!!! He's on fire!!!!

by Schlichting October 2, 2005

15๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass jam

When you press your bare ass against glass and it spreads, revealing the browneye. Spreading ass like you spread jam.

I bent over in the shower and ass jammed the glass. My girlfriend saw it and freaked out.

by Rambonanza February 19, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


boner jam

an expression describing a moment, person, place, thing or event of high quality.

My coffee grinder/brewer combo is the boner jam, this shit tastes great!

by Uncle H Bomb August 2, 2006

69๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž


pearl jam

the greatest fucking band in the whole world.... that's why i've got Ed Ved in my head.

Rachel's life goal is to have all the Pearl Jam concert bootlegs ever released.

by Rokinfreeworld December 31, 2004

196๐Ÿ‘ 218๐Ÿ‘Ž