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The Art of Jelly Hammin lies somewhere between Whiskey Dick and some of the best sex of your life; due to endurance. Warning: The come down is a killer. Make sure to compensate with heavy does of HD porn and marijuana and in some cases Vitamin B.
Last night was ridiculous! I was jelly hammin' with her till sunrise but never closed the deal. #sweatynuts #closebutnocigar
(Noun) A mix of sperm and lube that occurs after you F$#k the shit out of someone.
Dude my dick was covered in penis jelly last night.
A jiggly, saggy, and flubby bum. Most wannabe skinny girls have them.
Wow, look at her jelly-bum!
Yea, it’s really saggy today...
When a hockey player takes a shot and it hits the post, usually resulting in a loud ‘ping’ noise
That snipe by Kevin Hayes was so sick, what a shame it went off the jelly
Something you write on your very important design folio for metal work and then tell your friends it means something dirty even though it's just your girlfriend being random and tired.
Hey what are you doing for metal art , oh you know jelly and aids
I was rocking a jelly at school because of that fine librarian.
The congealed substance normally found on toilet bowls and surrounding floor areas, normally occurs 2 years after last bleaching. Not to be confused with jelly and ice cream
I just wiped my arse and got piss jelly up my hand!