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A substance that’s in your bed
I walked in on my mom cleaning up some bed jelly
When you ejaculate in your bed and forget to clean it up the day later
Sorry for making you clean up my bed jelly
The congealed substance normally found on toilet bowls and surrounding floor areas, normally occurs 2 years after last bleaching. Not to be confused with jelly and ice cream
I just wiped my arse and got piss jelly up my hand!
smokin jelli has two meanings, one derivative.
In it's simplest form, jelli is anything that is good and smokin', well I don't think I need to explain that.
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The Art of Jelly Hammin lies somewhere between Whiskey Dick and some of the best sex of your life; due to endurance. Warning: The come down is a killer. Make sure to compensate with heavy does of HD porn and marijuana and in some cases Vitamin B.
Last night was ridiculous! I was jelly hammin' with her till sunrise but never closed the deal. #sweatynuts #closebutnocigar
(Noun) A mix of sperm and lube that occurs after you F$#k the shit out of someone.
Dude my dick was covered in penis jelly last night.