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When a hockey player takes a shot and it hits the post, usually resulting in a loud ‘ping’ noise
That snipe by Kevin Hayes was so sick, what a shame it went off the jelly
A jiggly, saggy, and flubby bum. Most wannabe skinny girls have them.
Wow, look at her jelly-bum!
Yea, it’s really saggy today...
Slang term for the incendiary weapon, Napalm
"Those Vietcong absolutely loved our Jungle Jelly runs in the 60s!"
When you are just fucking around on a normal sortie.
That dumb ass was just jelly dicking around!
Jelly-bagging is when you take a zip lock bag and fill it with personal lubricant. You then put a condom on your dick and stick the bag in between your couch cushions. Finally, you get on your knees and proceed to have intercourse with the bag of jelly that's firmly wedged into the couch.
I got home from work a bit early and happened to see my roommate Steve jelly-bagging my new sofa. Man was I pissed about that.
The art of attraction, class, style, and emotional intelligence with someone of the opposite sex. Having the ability to dress, dance, speak and court the opposite sex with the intention of dating, intimacy or friendship.
George was able to meet and date the girl of his dreams because of his level of Jelly Style.
A condition sometimes caused by the ingestion of alcohol when taking Adderral. If the Adderral is taken too early, and the consumption of alcohol continues past its half life, it can result in the lumbar vertabrae of the spine temporarily turning into Jello. The afflicted patient can no longer hold themselves erect, often presenting as an “Air-dancer” or “Tube-Man”, commonly seen in the front of used car lots.
Last night was epic, until James got jelly spine, and we had to carry out to the Uber.