Just as jesus was the savior of man raptor jesus did the same for his dinosaur bretheren. See also denver the last dinosaur.
Man Bhudda could take raptor jesus!
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A Gay Icon that goes by the Pseudonym Conchita Wurst when not preaching to the masses. Closely related to Jesus Christ, the turn of the millenia jewish hippie socialist who taught people not to be assholes. Yet subsequently gets blamed for all the assholes who claim to follow him. Tranny Jesus is sometimes seen as offensive by people with no sense of humor, and homophobes.
I saw a Hottie down at Krispy Kreme, and Good Lord Tranny Jesus I nearly fainted.
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Skiing downhill without turns or other means of slowing down with your arms outstretched to the side like Jesus on the cross. Once you've made it down the hill, your buds will tell you that you are blessed to have made it down without killing yourself and you celebrate with communion by taking a shot of a preferred liquor and a cracker. Then you go back up and do it all over again.
Let's do a Jesus Downhill on that double black diamond run.
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When your girlfriend who wont have sex with you is miraculously impregnated.
Guy 1: A fool, I see your lady's bump, ata boy. Guy 2: Well, we havent even done it, guess its a Jesus baby.
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this 2013 video was created on January 15. It shows what looks like a 90's video from a vs tape but theres a whole different story behind it. this video was supposedly made from brain spinney when he was in highschool. But thats just what they want you to believe in this viral meme. this video has a website link to a church. it said it has closed in 2004 but the site was made in 2013. the video uses a stock photo from 2012. theres no church by the name of what it says. on whitelist nobody is named the actors that were in the video. this was a planned viral hit.
anyways jesus christ is my n-
Rappin' for Jesus: am i real
person: no
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Exclamation of annoyance when particularly fed up of over explaining something.
Jesus Tonight Shirley...if Ive told you once Ive told you a thousand fucking times!!
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Using Jesus and religion to gain power and influence while being dope AF
Justin Bieber's pastor Carl Lentz has mad Jesus Clout
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