The opposite of Damn Daniel. When Jose brings his dirty ass white vans.
Holy shit Jose! Stay away from me with those dirty ass white vans!
A real chill kid.
Loves to play with fidget snakes, chains, huge ass key clips, cologne, mobile games, origami, APRIL PACKARD, and many other cool shit.
He a real one you can fw.
Random freshman: Bro wtf! That kid threw a paper airplane into my eye and that shit is bleeding! AHHHHH!
Another random freshman: That nigga was probably Jose Cervantes
A typical bean you see everywhere. Most often times big and hefty. Most of them are nice people but some can be dumb. Some may even say they look like a rat. Some Jose pedrozas may have bigger tits than your girlfriends.
Brooo where’s jose pedroza at? That foos big he’s everywhere
When your spinning when Drunk, a joke to the storm that was drunk
Fred: Oh HeY bOb!
Bob: Your Hurricane Jose, I see.
Name your Latin teacher will use while trying to call your classmates attention in Spain.
You can also use 'Jose Antonio' or 'Jose Carlos' for this.
-¡Jose Angel deja de hablar ya leñe!
-Me llamo José Alberto profano
*Class laughter*