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Left Handed Daphne means vagina; whore with a deep vagina.
"All my coworkers are left handed daphnes"
Like a gold digger, this person marries for money, but the catch is they have to be old to the point that they only two inches left
Me: Did you see that Amanda from high school married that rich dude with all that money and can only get around in a wheelchair.
Her: I'm thinking that she thinks he has only two inches left.
A book by Ursula K. Le Guin that details the experiences of an ambassador to the frozen world Gethen in an attempt to persuade the planet into joining a United Nations like organization called "The Ekumen of Known Worlds." The book itself is mostly a hypothetical sociological study of a world without gender (as the humans of this world are genderless until they reach a period each month similar to menstruation, where they enter a state called "kemmer" and their bodies switch to either male or female, allowing them to either impregnate someone or to become pregnant) and how Gethen's societies differentiate from other human societies because of this physiological difference.
Guy 1: "You know Le Guin won the Hugo Award for "The Left Hand of Darkness", didn't you?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I thought her short story, 'The Ones Who Walked Away from Omelas' was a better example of her writing style."
When you lift your left cheek and slowly, and quietly pass gas
When Tom was in a meeting he preformed the left cheek sneak and no one knew that he even farted
A modern syndrome usually affecting people that have spent too many years being brainwashed not to think for themselves in college but as part of the brainwashing fully believe that they are thinking for themselves. Whenever they are arguing from their brainwashed point of view and they can't come up with an effective argument they immediately call the other protaganist a moron and continuously repeat the words, racist, homophobe and bigot over and over so that they can attract others with Left Wing Syndrome to join in to back them up.
Every day I see groups of Left Wing Syndrome sufferers ganging up on people on Facebook calling them names to combat other peoples logical, intelligent opinions that dont agree with their own.
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Anybody with a Pennsylvania license plate. They're always the ones going 55mph in the left lane, with the right lanes completely damn clear.
"I nearly rear ended this asshole who was going 55mph in the left lane!"
"Gotta hate them left lane dicks..."
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A left winged nut is someone that is a liberal extremist.
There are somebody that is overly vocal about their opinion, and is confident that it is the correct one.
Many people refer to Al Gore as a left-winged nut, especially after his controversial movie, "An Inconvenient Truth," where he skews data pertaining to the effect of Global Warming.
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