low carb

Gays have been on this diet steadily for years. It consists entirely of meat and gravy.

A gay doesn't have to measure or count anything on this low-carb diet. He can eat as many twelve inch tube steaks a day as he can handle without tiring. Some swallow only the gravy, pure protein. Weight stays constant.

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swing low

a line in a song by hole...

"swing low. sweet cherry.
make it aweful...." and so on...

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Low Blow

The act of a male blowing his load at the base of the vaginal opening.

I don't know how anyone could sleep with Dave. He is such a low blow.

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c-low

game similar to shootin dice
-3 die are use
- c-low is 3,4,5
- only triples beet c-low ex. 4,4,4
- 1,2,3 your out of the game
-try to roll doubles 2,2,5 :your score is 5/ 4,4,6 your score is 6
-person with the highest score wins the pot
-can bet with anything ex. razor blades, cigs, dollars etc

we were rippin bowls and playin c-low

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Matthew Low

gay fag who has a poop fetish and loves a girl named Molly Hay. Also has abs so its all good, girls usually want his dick but all he wants is a alaskan pipeline on himself. after a long day of sleeping in and going to the gym, he usually hits up a girl who can bend walls with her curves for a nice alabama hot pocket.

Girl 1: Have you seen Matthew Low?
Girl 2: No I was with him yesterday and all he wanted to do was eat my shit

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Low-baller

A midget who is straight ballin'

I wanted to play some basketball today, but there's nothing but low-ballers on the court

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Get Low

TO THE WINDOW
TO THE WALL
SKEET SKEET
MOTHOFU

GET LOW! TO THE WINDOW! TO THE WALL! SKEET SKEET MOTHOFU!

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